terça-feira, 29 de março de 2011

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segunda-feira, 14 de março de 2011

Heartattack


I was in a bar one night on Hollywood Boulevard near Vine Street, and this lady came in with a dead animal over her arm, looking like she'd obviously been sleeping outdoors. She walked up to the bartender and said, "I'm gonna have a heart attack," and he says, "Yeah, right, you can have it outside." I thought that was pretty chilly. So I re-named Hollywood Blvd. "Heartattack."



quarta-feira, 9 de março de 2011